Peanut Butter &
Jellyfish Sandwich
"Normality is a paved road. It is comfortable to walk but no flowers grow on it."

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pindaboom:

The perfect response to a self-proclaimed nice guy complaining about girls friendzoning him.

6 months ago on February 14th, 2014 |114,843 notes

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

7 months ago on January 20th, 2014 |744,402 notes

little-things-count-the-most:

drbrucebananer:

ask-ooc-jack:

atokniiro:

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

r u saying butts aren’t deep tho cuz let me tell u

oh my fuck

7 months ago on January 19th, 2014 |256,115 notes
yabigtit:

this is my favorite comic

yabigtit:

this is my favorite comic

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |60,259 notes

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.
7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |194,005 notes

rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |195,642 notes

How every high school movies goes

New kid: become friends with the nerd
Nerd: shows new kid around school
New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
New kid: they get together
7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |150,725 notes
7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |200,413 notes

theofficialpolice:

just-cat:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

"why weren’t you at school today"

"my mum feels me"

*police sirens*

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |623,964 notes
castielscuddlebuddy:

destielfuckmesideways:

quarteraftercapaldi:

deanprotectshisangel:

They look like they are waiting outside the Principal’s office….Detention anyone?

Crowley: Don’t worry, boys. I have this all under control.Dean: I can’t believe you dragged me into this.Cas: I fucking hate you guys.

this looks like the beginning of bad joke

an angel, a demon, and a hunter walk into a bar

castielscuddlebuddy:

destielfuckmesideways:

quarteraftercapaldi:

deanprotectshisangel:

They look like they are waiting outside the Principal’s office….Detention anyone?

Crowley: Don’t worry, boys. I have this all under control.
Dean: I can’t believe you dragged me into this.
Cas: I fucking hate you guys.

this looks like the beginning of bad joke

an angel, a demon, and a hunter walk into a bar

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |31,148 notes

johnn-watsonn:

snoggedinabox:

johnn-watsonn:

johnn-watsonn:

i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

seems like theres a panic at the disco 

gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |215,581 notes
7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |52,476 notes

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |585,153 notes

michaxl:

lilbisliberty:

This is what discrimination looks like

This is what justice looks like

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |126,648 notes

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

image

7 months ago on January 18th, 2014 |436,659 notes